Yeah, so, this morning, I accidentally went and broke the planet with a hot cup of Oolong tea...Sorry about that. The south pole is no longer part of our planet, nor the bottom of Argentina and Chile. Europe, Asia, and Africa seem to be doing OK without. The rupture nearly nicked Australia, but just missed. Same with Africa.
On the plus side, the Earth cracked straight down the edge of Alaska and severed it from Canada.
I guess today isn't that bad after all.
Oh, and in more minor news, I downloaded Maple Story for 10